Nasal devastation

I try not to judge, because I smell too. I do... traveling can do that. I know I smell sometimes (mostly my clothes), and I do my best to curb it for the sake of those around me.

But the guy next to me in this internet cafe right now more than just smells... he's attacking my nose. It's awful, debilitating... deafening. He's like an Olfactory Stalin, decimating all of my senses by way of just one. I'm afraid to breathe right now, and I can't think straight. I have to get out of here.... I need to go. Send me good thoughts, please.