Remembering Better Lindsays

On the ferry ride I mentioned, they were playing 'The Parent Trap'--and it got me nostalgic about the Lindsay Lohan we all used to know. Unassuming, adorably mischievous, notably coherent... her cute little nose unmarked by residual cocaine. Lindsay was Lindsay back then... when it was about tomorrow's dreams and not last night's bender, when publicity shots outnumbered mug shots. Pre-rehab. And well before Post-rehab rehabilitation.

Those were the days. Get better soon, Lindsay.... ya little train-wreck scamp.

A note to the Norwegian ferry company: The Parent Trap? That's the movie I am supposed to watch twice on the four hours ride, to keep me distracted from the tumultuous ride wreaking havoc with my equilibrium? Really? Really?